pookimans:

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— I told you this, kid! - grunts, taking Tilly off their shoulders — It would come back to us and we would have to run! - flexes their arm, grabbing the small girl like a bag of potatoes.

The steel bird came directly to them, ready to peck them to death since they bothered it’s peaceful flight. — Kid, grab yo’self! - advices, adopting a fighting stance and punching the Skarmory in the face to stop it’s advancements.

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Yea, but I still managed to hit it. That’s definitely gotta count for something? I mean it sorta kinda landed for us if it makes you feel better without us having to do anything!!

-she stood to the side and began to cheer them on. After all, they did tell her to stand to the side and all- 

JUST REMEMBER TO STAY ON YOUR FEET!!

 I did my deed for the day! ( °٢° )

ooc: …none of this was supposed to happen

ooc: …none of this was supposed to happen

A message from Anonymous
My Bonnie lies over the ocean, my Bonnie lies over the sea, My Bonnie lies over the ocean, O bring back my Bonnie to me! *munches on pig shaped bread*

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…How about you share some of that bread anon?

A message from apt-full-of-nerds
((Fract you're too cute I can't))

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pookimans:

 

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— Yeah, you barely managed to hit it. - snorts with a smirk on their face. A punch it the face would have been more effective, in Teräs eyes. — HA! Good luck kid. - encouraged halfheartedly, really expected Tilly to fail in her second try out.

Grabbing her tiny legs, Teräs tried to pull the kid higher. Not that they where secretly hoping for Tilly’s success.

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But it was JUST ENOUGH, wasn’t it? Besides, I’m not very tall or have very long arms like you, so of course I’mma have to work with what I got >:v

-she patted their head and shrugged-

Let’s just get it before it snaps ou- I MEAN 

HOW BOUT WE KNOCK IT OUT BEFORE IT GETS REALLY MAD

- They took so long trying to figure out how to take the thing out, It snapped out ouf it’s dazed state, and came directly for the two- 

>:O TUCK AND ROLL 

blunderingguide:

askbabypokemon:

vulpix: my teeth and gums always are sore, so obviously the best way to fix that is to bite everything in sight. right.

.SIGNAL BOOST

A message from Anonymous
Hello, yes. I'd like a 6 inch turkey sub with all the veggies and mustard. thank you subway worker.

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And I would like my license back.

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But we cant have everything now can we, anon?